What Your Favorite Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Ship Says About You


You have an intricate knowledge of
CLAMP’s back catalog. Your ideal relationship dynamic is team mom/team dad. Your ideal relationship dynamic is guys being dudes. What’s better than this? Your ideal relationship dynamic is Pinky and the Brain. You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of that meme that’s like “yeah we gay, keep scrolling.” You are a firm believer in the
inherent eroticism of being stupid together. You are a firm believer
in the inherent eroticism of not only wanting to kill each other but actually
going through with it. You think the key to a good rom-com is making sure the main
couple hates each other for a good like… one third of the movie at least. This is just the same joke as Joseph and Caesar except you actually read the
manga and probably won’t shut up about it You AREN’T a monsterfucker and yet somehow your ideal relationship dynamic
is the plot of the movie Venom. You’re just here for some friendly musclemen You’re just here for some bishis. You just wanna fuck villains and really, who wouldn’t? You want to get licked by Bruno Buccellati. You just wanted good things for Pucci and like honestly good things for
Pucci probably could have saved everyone a LOT of trouble. You are horny, feral and probably not even ashamed that I’m about to hit you with the FBI OPEN UP!!! You’re always a slut for characters who are just straight up unhinged This is just the same joke as Josuke and Rohan but you’re also always a slut for male boob windows You either want a yandere gf or you want to BE a yandere gf You REALLY wish Jonathan hadn’t been done so dirty by the ending of part 1 You REALLY wish Anasui hadn’t swapped genders between chapters. You really wish Josuke
had been conceived under like… any other circumstances. You really liked the movie Your Name You… are a scalie.

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