Tour of a BUDGET Indian Cruise Ship (M.V. Kavaratti to Lakshadweep) समुद्रम में मंगल


Friends, we are gonna ride on this incredible Indian cruise ship right now and it’s taking us to the smallest union territory in India. Probably the most unexplored place in India. It’s a beautiful tropical island paradise. It’s called Lakshadweep. It’s 300 kilometres from the coast here in Kerala. So, let’s board the M.V. Kavaratti and I’ll give you a tour of the entire boat and show you around shipping. Let’s go, let’s go start at the top. Let’go. Now the ship has six decks. We’re on top right now and at the front of the ship and this is where the captain’s bridges. With a captain and his crew are going to run this cruise from. There on the other far side of the six deck we have a helipad in case something goes wrong, in case you need to get the hell off this cruise. We’re in the middle of nowhere or in a case Modi needs to fly in and you know, take a vacation. They’ll take the helicopter, right? Let’s go, let’s make our way down to the first floor and I’ll show you the swimming pool and also my room where I’m staying. The swimming pool is very, very sad indeed. Let’s climb down into the water right now. Whoa, let’s see. How wet I get in this pool. Not very wet guys, look it’s a pool without much water. We’ve got a beautiful painting of the ship docked at Lakshadweep here and and a swordfish, I think. Yeah. The pool is totally missing water guys. No pool, no pool. Let’s hope my rooms are better than this pool. So I’m staying in diamond class which is basically first class here. I couldn’t get a second class ticket but they sell second class as well and second class is down below on the third and fourth floor and diamond class is here on the fifth floor. I’m not sure what the differences are but here’s my room all the way at the end of this hallway. Now this is my room guy, this is quite freaking nice I like it. We got the bunk bed. You got the towel. You got the pillow. You’ve got. What do you call this? You call this privacy, you call this ‘Jungle me Mangal’ or ‘Samundrum me Mangal’. That’s more fitting because we’re out here at sea. So you got your privacy, do what you want. Do what you want, they got blanket. Blanket This is the wardrobe. And you’ve got your life jacket in there store. Yeah, bags as well. There’s AC coming out of this hole in the roof. Got another fan here. Got your chair. You’ve got your desk. You can get some work done if you need to. I’ve got two citrus limetta. How do they know that’s my favorite fruit in the whole world? I don’t know how they know that. What else? Oh, yeah, the power socket. So guys. These are Indian plugs. You’re gonna need to bring a plug adapter on the ship, okay. So yeah good beds. You got your water down here. Your mirror, the chicks are gonna want that before they, you know where they’re getting the beach body ready in the morning. And then we have the toilet right here. Let’s go. Check it out. Whoa Here it is. You’ve got the Western toilet. Whoa Water will flood your cabin if you’re too rough like me. We’ve got a medicine cabinet and this behind there is where you store your stuff. Okay, guys So you’ve got some product you want to put in there and then this this is a shower curtain, an Indian shower curtain. I haven’t worked out how it works yet. And this is despite a modern shower-head. Shower is quite nice. So yeah, you can go potty and have a shower in the morning, life is good. No toilet paper. So if you’re a foreigner, you gonna want to bring your toilet paper or you can use the bucket and your hand. Which is what I do these days. So that’s the room, it’s pretty good. I’m pretty happy with it. Let’s go and check out the rest of the ship. There’s some other things you wouldn’t expect on this ship. I think there’s a there’s a cafeteria of course. There’s a hospital. Yeah, a games room too. So, let’s go down check out the other guy’s rooms then, see what else is on the ship and I’ve got a good news. My bro that I met at the terminate, you in my room. What are the odds of that man that there’s such a fluke? Eh, I got the bottom bunk. I came first. So there’s two separate dining halls. There is the non-veg dining hall for meat eaters and then over this side this is the vegetarian dining hall. So, wow Food is really segregated here. So this is what the cafeteria looks like. It’s pretty big, there’s like over 200 people on this, on this cruise ship. So, they need a lot of seats and all the meals are included. Breakfast lunch and dinner. Lunch are usually eating on the islands, but breakfast and dinner we’ll definitely be eating here and this ship it actually acts as what do you call it as a ferry during the day. So it drops us off at an island and then it goes and ferries people between the various islands here in Lakshadweep. Oh, this is for the ships, ships officers only. That’s not me, the boss sits here. This is the bosses quarters, basically. You’ve got the kitchen in there where they’re cooking all the food. It’s pretty damn clean. You can see they’re making a ton of tea right now. And so this is the vegetarian side here. A lot of people are hidden here and there’s no one over at the non-veg fiction. It was just me and a few other dudes. And yeah, the food’s all along here and tea and coffee as well. So we’re gonna have early morning tea right now. Definitely, I’m gonna drink some tea. All right, I found the recreation room. So you come and hang out. We got a couple of tiny TVs, not gonna be able to see that from back here. But they basically made like a theater room. It’s pretty it’s pretty cool. But seats are pretty nice, pretty plush. They’re great. Besides that, I mean I can’t see people really coming here and using this TV, right it’s a bit sad. They’ve got Airtel here. So maybe you can Greg and watch like the cricket or or sports or you know Star Plus, some of those bad Hindi soap operas if you’re into that kind of thing. So, I guess this is the aunty Tv and this is the uncle TV for sports. That’s it. And you got a couple of games here. I always forget the name of this one though. But it’s kind of like a version of like pool that you play with your fingers. You got to sync the kind of kickers on the board. I love playing that game actually. We have got one big, big problem here in this recreation room, though. If you are from Haryana or anywhere in North India, there is no hookah here. They’ve got tables to play cards on guys, but there’s no hookah. So, how are you gonna survive? You can’t leave Haryana without its would bring your hookah guys. Or else you did screwed, you’re screwed. You want hookah and cards on here around here right? Let’s go, off to the next place which think is gonna be the hospital. Let’s go to deck three. Here’s the hospital, so if you get like seasickness or anything they will help you out in here. And now if we keep going down we come down to deck two and you’ll find the second class cabins here and the second class dining hall if we come around this way. So the main difference between the first class cabins and these second class cabins is, there the second class they have four people in a room? You’ve got two bunks. You’ve got a desk the setup is pretty similar to the first class. Except you’ve just got you know, two more people in there. So it’s not too bad, right? You know, it’s four people in one room. Four opportunities for somebody to snore. More opportunities for somebody to be sick in their room and getting everybody else sick. These are some of the things that I’ve learned while staying in a hostel with a ton of people. What’s up, bro? Great I found the second class cafeteria, and we’ve also got a mosque there as well because Lakshadweep is 96% Muslim. Come let’s see. Let’s go to the mosque first. Inside here is the mosque and as far as I can tell there is no Imam on board. Okay, so there’s no priest. You have to pray on your own in there, but they have qurans and they have the the mats you use to pray on as well. Okay. Now, I can’t remember what this place is called But there is a place that you can come and wash yourselves before you enter the mosque there. Okay, it’s all really, really well set up here. This is the second class dining room. Yes, it’s pretty big, must be about a hundred seats in here. But you have to pay for your food and don’t think it’s included as far as I can tell. This guy is sitting there taking money. You know they have another kitchen here as well. Let’s go down to the first deck now. I think this is that the general area where people can come and the first deck is basically third-class. A lot of bunks and a lot of cargo down here. And probably a lot of noise from the engine as well. There’s basically three hundred of these bunk beds on this floor, and it’s separated into three different rooms of a hundred bunk beds in every single room. So the bunks down here are very, very basic. You get a pillow. I don’t even know if you get a blanket or not and They’re not separating the the bunks into male and female dormitories, which I thought was interesting. I expected them to be separated here, but they’re not. So this first deck is probably just for locals who a going home to Kavaratti. The second class is tourists and the first class is tourists as well. People who are going to be on this entire cruise and I’ll tell you more about the cruise and How to get on it, what it’s called, where it takes you and everything else in another video. I tell you how to get to Lakshadweep because it is very difficult. It’s probably the most difficult place in India to travel to but there’s some easy ways to get here. Cruise is gonna leave any minute now everyone’s finished boarding. Yeah. This is incredible India. Long live India.

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100 Responses

  1. navin singh says:

    Hey Karl, it's Navin Singh from South Africa. Really love your videos and can't stop watching. Some ideas that you may hopefully consider for future videos…. Things like what does a typical Indian breakfast consist of , what kinds of home remedies for medical ailments that you've heard of or used, what types of sport aside from cricket do common people participate in. Your wife and her family are great btw.
    Being 3rd generation Indian South African, most of us have lost touch with Indian culture and language and have never been to India so it's great seeing seeing the motherland through your eyes.

  2. Jamy Chong says:

    Yeah let's just move on to dick 3

  3. DDS Software says:

    Pewdiepie on crack cocaine

  4. Asia by Jack says:

    From a french Canadien,

    I have learned more Indy by watching your videos than any " how to learn Indi" videos on YouTube.

    Been to India once, speaking a rather limited indi, happy to say my indi is expanding now thanks to you.

    Keep on posting ❤

  5. Free TV says:

    Tatti indians 🇮🇳 k liye tatti cruise ship 🛳

  6. BIJAY KUMAR Padhan says:

    You are incredible bro. Jai Hind

  7. Jaffrey H says:

    how much?

  8. sanketh bengre says:

    6 dicks

  9. Ocean Blue says:

    Multiple choice question:
    Below are the names and countries of three YouTubers who make contents on India and it's society.
    1 Ivana a New Zealand
    2 Karl b Japan
    3 Mayo c Netherland
    Match these YouTubers with their correct countries:
    A) 1-a 2-c 3-b
    B) 1-a 2-b 3-c
    C) 1-c 2-a 3-b
    D) 1-b 2-c 3-a

  10. The unsual Channel says:

    samundar mai mangal😂😂

  11. FREE KASHMIR says:

    FREEDOM FOR INDIAN OPPRESSION INDIAN OCCUPYING FORCES LEAVE KASHMIR.

    According to a 1994 report by the International Commission of Jurists the people of Jammu and Kashmir still have not been able to exercise their right to self-determination which became available to them at partition.

    Alastair Lamb writes that there is no dispute on the fact that the Instrument of Accession was presented to the world as provisional and conditional on the wishes of the people of the state. Therefore, if the people of Kashmir were to vote for not staying with India then any document relating to accession signed by the Maharajah would become null and void.

  12. Farzad Hafeez says:

    nahi chahey jee

  13. Advance says:

    Modi ? Or modi ji

  14. Captain Vyom says:

    Thank you so much Karl to listen me..😘😍

  15. The Flightless Bird says:

    BRO FIST 👊🏻

  16. thashreef ch says:

    0:08
    our PM is busy now..
    He has to complete his travel to all the countries of the world from the treasury of India..😂😂😂
    so don't waste his time let him go…. 😉

  17. 2.2B views says:

    What work you do in india

  18. ANUBHAV BBOY MUSIC says:

    Thats called carrom

  19. Boby dev says:

    I suggest you to watch a movie that was shot beautifully in lakshadwep " Anarakal" it's a fantastic Malayalam movie @karl rock

  20. I Water says:

    U look like pewdiepie wtf

  21. Koning Bolo says:

    2:00 Pool's Closed !

  22. Sk Dutta says:

    Hey if u ever visit north east india..Do visit shillong..U will be amazed by its natural beauty.

  23. Koning Bolo says:

    a Mosque on a boat… should be interesting if the boat changes course and the whole congregation needs to change direction of prayer…

  24. Jonathan Rivera says:

    I play elmental hero and draw 2 cards to my deck

  25. lola van says:

    Hope I'm not being scammed here!

  26. Chinivar Basu says:

    I like how you pointed to the bathroom when mentioning vegetarian dining hall

  27. DΔRIO MΔRCHESI says:

    Indian Cribs

  28. Jorge Crespo says:

    Wait did he say he uses a bucket and his hand to wipe his ass ?????

  29. Abhishek Krishna says:

    Hope virat Hindus don't see the beginning of the video😅😅

  30. aled sledge says:

    The brits are back again in India! This time teaching Indians about India. SIMON IS BACK! Thanks modi! (pun intended)

  31. Michael Young says:

    India is actually a Beautiful place to visit. Best street food in the World. Look past the dirt and you will see beauty. Just be careful of scammers.

  32. Siva Kumar says:

    Hello karl come to South it's very interesting but u see less scammer(or no scammers)but you enjoyed a lot

  33. Parzival says:

    Hey man idk if you’re gonna read this but sorry on behalf of the internet for all the retarded comments about how you ‘look like old pewdiepie’ or ‘pewdiepie on heroin’. Just ignore them, you are awesome and they are just small-brained idiots 🙂 love the videos

  34. Prakhar Rustagi says:

    love the intro bro…
    karl : hey modi
    modi : nahi chahiye ji

  35. CONNORMALCOLM97 says:

    Diamond class!!!! What… it was more luxurious in the boiler room on Titanic.

  36. Anubhav Kesarwani says:

    Karl has become a True Haryanvi.
    It seems like he can't live without Hookah.

  37. bnza10 says:

    1:01 sex deck?

  38. Sneeky Guy says:

    The ship has six dicks? Lmfao wtf

  39. Happy Aaron says:

    Why are you carrying 20 rolls of toilet paper?

  40. Happy Aaron says:

    Did you say hooka or hooker?

  41. Indian Otaku says:

    Hey Modi 😂👍

  42. Goutham Bellary says:

    ROFLOL "You can use the bucket and the hand which is what I do nowadays" – Damn man you have done gone native! Just call it a Lotta and you are 100% Desi! They just have to give you the honorary citizenship just for that! Fantastic vlog please keep it up!

  43. GØĐ GAMING says:

    Potty and shower😂😂😂😂

  44. legend arts says:

    The game is carrom dude😀😀

  45. joel jaison says:

    Karl: hey modi
    Modi : nahi Chahiye ji

  46. joel jaison says:

    0:52 naughty boii karl

  47. TheBandana1969 says:

    This is no cruise. It is just a commuter ship. This foreigner should be taking a private cruise ship or a chartered plane. Why does he travel like a cheapo?

  48. AMoL Chavhan says:

    I want to go to Lakshadweep. Please share all the details

  49. Travel & More says:

    everything is fine.! bt why d hell masjid in a ship in a secular country.?
    we really need to remove "secularism" word from our constitution…
    some political party only use this word for appeasement of a particular community!

  50. A Creation says:

    Karl its called Ablution (wudu in arabic) for cleansing before prayers: @9:28
    Your fellow New Zealander, Sonny Bill Williams knows it all too well about it 🙂

  51. A Creation says:

    @0:02: Karl: Hey Modi…"
    Modi: "bhaago jaldi, yeh picchwaare me jhaadoo marega to mor banta firunga"

  52. Abbas Hasan says:

    Jungle mei mungle 😂😂

  53. Mr Bob says:

    Don't travel in Indian cruise ships dude, they may sink like Titanic

  54. FIRDOUS_MOMZ says:

    😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁3 maaal 😂😂😂

  55. Chaitanya Reddy says:

    At 2:43 😂😂😂😂

  56. aditya bhalsing says:

    I have been on this cruise

  57. sandy show says:

    Your doing a incredible job no doubt but….for how long u took your Visa to stay in INDIA

  58. Victor Li says:

    U focus the camera on the subject ur blogging dont focus on your face..

  59. pritpal singh says:

    I was expecting that you will tell the cost also of all these tree classes.

  60. Hasan Mishu says:

    our ordianry passenger vessel are way more luxurious ,decorated and well managed than indian cruise ship.i have no idea how they call it cruise ship while it just a boat with some room.

  61. Leeann Albritton says:

    Cool boat to ride on and take the hold family but this must be a cheap travel boat to go on? Because every other boats I seen in videos was all way nicer than this one 100 percent and the pool on this boat is way to small and plus no water in it? On every other cruise ships I seen way nicer pools and thay all was 10 times bigger than this pool for sure

  62. Dhruva Mukherjee says:

    Please share the link how to book it

  63. Clear Skies says:

    Can you write Hindi as well as speak it?
    I lived in India for almost 3 years and became conversationally fluent in hindi over that time but I could never master the reading and writing of the language.

  64. Clear Skies says:

    Come on, I don't care how Ingrained it is in Indian culture, it's 2019. Better can be done than the bucket and hand to wipe the ass.
    I don't care what a good scrubber one is , if you use your hand to wipe your ass you're going to get shit stuck underneath your fingernails.
    That's fucking sickening. Enough to make someone bark.

  65. Clear Skies says:

    32 inch TV in a 2000 square foot theatre. Lol.

  66. Dharmesh Nahar says:

    Kya Karl Bhau aap bhi english se Hinglish main aa gaye.

  67. Prem N says:

    Mention the language of the locals of specific region. Use few phrases of that language.

    DO NOT project false impression as though India is Hindia. It is not.

  68. Debagnik Kar says:

    I once went with MV Kavaratti. Lakshyadweep is truly a heaven on earth

  69. Harish Hanchinal says:

    "Aunty TV " "Uncle TV" :))))))

  70. Mahdi says:

    if you lived in india your whole life you would like this but if i was on this cruise i would kill myself

  71. Vikas Yadav says:

    Wow Carl….kavarati jab ban rha tha Kolkata me to hamko phone bhi allow nhi tha andar le Jane ke liye…ap to pura video shot kar Dale…😄😁😁

  72. Vikas Yadav says:

    Don't disturb to modi he was going to tour 😆😆😅

  73. debudada says:

    Dude use the health faucet you are pointing at 4:24 , much better than the bucket or tissue :/

  74. Rob Wright says:

    That's not a cruise that's long distance bus on ocean. Don't compare to royal Caribbean. One more difference is you did not get diarrhea

  75. STW TranVids says:

    8:59 You can call that a "Musolla" or simply a "Praying Room". Also the washing bay is where they perform their "Wudhu" which is abution before they pray.

  76. Hermann2416 says:

    Did it smell like shit?

  77. osman01003 says:

    Thank you for sharing the mosque rooms.

  78. Jesus Lopez says:

    Been bingewatching your videos…. love your channel

  79. Vikram Thumbare says:

    First class is horrible how's the second class cabin 🙄😲😲 jungal me Mangal in first class what about say second class 😜😝😛

  80. Nick R says:

    I'm not buying what your selling bro 😂

  81. July Walters says:

    Well what do you expect? It does say BUDGET for a reason!

  82. taponil sarkar says:

    Its not a cruise ship

  83. heidi smith says:

    Can you leave a link on your video for "How to get there" thanks.

  84. DHANANJAY CHANDRA says:

    Hey Karl who taught u to clean ur butt with ur hand 🖐️

  85. Savage Gaming says:

    Come to lucknow,uttar pradesh

  86. Chai & Coaching says:

    Carroms Karl bhai 😃
    The finger pool game in the Rec room. I bet table tennis would be a bit harder on a cruise ship too

  87. Tina Trikha says:

    Gandu your budget or anybody's buget shows his or her status everywhere in world. You budget suggests your stature,

  88. Sujay Sibin says:

    0:52 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

  89. aesthetic emotions says:

    Who thought Karl said 6 dicks

  90. Rishabh Sadekar says:

    That game is called carrom (said ka-rom)

  91. Raw Hitz says:

    The last thing i wanted to see a Kiwi entering a Masjid. Glad its not Easter. 🤣😂

    Pun intended

  92. Gaurav Kalra says:

    Say "Modi Ji" not Modi !!

  93. CYC V3NOM says:

    Jungle meh mungle _ 😅 karl rockks👌👌👌

  94. maddy Rawat says:

    Hey modi. 😂

    Bye modi😂

  95. SURESH KUMAR says:

    Jungle m mangal

  96. SURESH KUMAR says:

    Facility is upto the mark

  97. Neeraj Arora says:

    Hey Karl. I am from faridabad haryana. Do let me know if you visit here. Will be happy to host.

  98. aaxxcdd says:

    Game is called carrom

  99. Best Of Cricket says:

    Karl is more Indian than most of Indians including me. 😖

  100. ジジ says:

    Wait, you have a random stranger as a roomate????
    Nope, I pass.

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