Companies vs Customers


Yo, I ordered a pizza and came with no toppings on it or anything. It’s just bread We are sorry to hear about this please let our friends at Domino’s uk know of this so they can help never mind I open the pizza up side down. Hi Tesco. I’ve got a serious problem with one of your products I’ve recently purchased. Hi Adam, could you please elaborate on this? Thanks? Yes. Why on Earth has your shampoo turned my dog Pink? Hi Waterstones, I’ve been locked inside of your Trafalgar square bookstore for two hours now. Please let me out We are pleased to announce that Dwill as a free man once more Thanks for your concern and tweets. Hi lush cosmetics just a quick question are your products supposed to stain the human skin fluorescent pink (Picture of pink chick lol) Yeah, when you get add a ps4 things in mas side Ain’t waiting no more, plus station guy who works there got bare attitude. Hashtag waste man Safe Bad man we get in some more Ps4 things and wivin da next week ya get me? Sorry about the attitude, Probably is having a bad day yo. East Coast UK always fucking up fuck you and your stupid trains. Oh, I’m so sorry No, really. I am I forgot that we pour gallons and gallons of rain onto the tracks. How is this a pun?! You could have had pringle Bells or merry Crispmas You stupid motherfuckers Marry Pringles tesco actually just seen a live snake in one of your stores Hi Paul, oh dear that does not sound good Can you let me know which store you saw this in thanks never mind It was just my ex dear sainsbury’s the chicken in my sandwich tastes like it was beaten to death by Hulk Hogan was it? Really sorry it wasn’t up to scratch. We will replace Mr. Hogen with ultimate warrior on our production line immediately. Selling something nearly two weeks out of date. Hashtag not cool. Hi Haraam I’m really sorry about that. Can you tell me which store this was in please am no a grass ._. I need help sure thing what’s going on tonight that we can help with Why did my wife leave me? Do not follow where the path may lead Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail Ralph waldo Emerson with all due respect This is terrible advice for trains. Worst haircut Great trips, never going back there employees who were too busy trying to finish quick and clock out (picture of a guy’s horrid new hair lmao) Hi, I’ve just been mugged at your venue. Are you able to help me? Hey. Have you spoken to a member of security? Yes, and the police but neither were interested in the fact I was just charged five pounds and 25 pence for a room temperature can of Tuborg. Opened my pizza base of this Hi, Luke I’m sorry to ask but what seems to be the problem with this product Please kind regards Linda. Linda do you fucking have eyes. Thanks for the dinner Taco. Bell. You’re welcome Joe. What did you get? I got diarrhea, but it was worth it. Immediate turnoff if a girl’s mobile network is tesco mobile Are you really in a position to be turning girls away? What I wouldn’t give for Sega to make a new jet grind game What I wouldn’t give to have not read your username. Hey o2 – please get your Sms working. I sent this girl 246 texts last night asking her out and none of her replies had come through yet. Hi james. That’s a lot of text Maybe next time you should try sending one text to 246 different girls. Royal Mail, I’d like to make a complaint my valentine’s card still haven’t arrived Sorry to hear that, when exactly did your mom post the man what service was used I just had a reasonably large poo – and there is no toilet roll left on the virgin trains 1930 train from Euston to Glasgow, please send help. Which coach adam. J Thank you We’ll send someone down to you. Dear cadbury UK I accidentally got the popping candy chocolate and it really upset me that is all. That’s a shame But hopefully it will teach you to read the labels before buying something. This is tweet abuse May I have some free chocolate to make up for my trauma, please let us check with a legal department (Checking with legal department please stand by) No, when you call someone and that goes through to their tesco mobile voicemail Lol, when you realize your mates are ignoring you, lol, LOl, LoL Hashtag no joke sorted out LDNOverground if I’m late once more this month I lose 25% of my salary. Are you lot? Reimbursing me? Leave early you will not be late next time hope this helps. Dear Air New Zealand I’m writing this as a matter of national concern I have been having sleepless nights wondering if I should mention it or not but tonight the straw broke the camel’s back I’m pretty sure that all their air new zealand faithful have been having the same struggle as I am so tonight I officially raised this concern your cheese to cracker ratio is completely out of whack I mean I like cheese I really like cheese, but often the best part of the cheese is having it accompanied by a firm and crisp cracker I feel that there is sufficient cheese to justify at least four crackers now Maybe it’s for one nice cold red wine that I consumed in flight talking here But I took the liberty of taking a photo to show the terrible extent of your problem, please rectify this horrid oversight Hi, Jeremy. Thanks for getting in touch We appreciate your feedback and have passed this on to a team to look into. Dear tesco yesterday I purchased one of your fine cucumbers which I had planned on using to make my favorite dish a cucumber sandwich Upon opening my cucumber. I discovered a worm inside the wrapping see picture I thought at last finally tesco has come up with something to beat all this free spider with bananas offer I excitedly shouted the kids Downstairs to come and meet on you pet we decided to name him william our new pet appeared to be very unresponsive We just put it down to him being sleepy and decided to give him some time to come around 24 hours later and William still hasn’t moved on closer inspection He seems quite flat again see picture, and I think he may be dead well I’m no vet… but I think the tight Shrink-wrap or the cucumber may have squashed and killed William I know all this banana spiders were deadly, but at least they had some life in them. I now have three very upset children a worm funeral to plan and to top it all off. I totally lost my taste for cucumber sandwiches which as everyone knows are a favorite at anyway, so come on tesco wiggle your way out of this one Hey Wes
I’ll be heading to a muddy festival shortly. trawling through the fields of Damp grass and dirt much like William would have during his happier times this means I won’t be able to make it on the day unfortunately though I’ve decided to compose a poem which I hope you can read out on the day would that be okay here goes an ode to William Although life takes funny old turns We can all learn from William the worm let us Gather light a candle to burn and celebrate the life of William the world Light shine bright let’s eat sponge cake through the night because there’s many a lesson to learn he wiggled many miles He gave us many smiles So we stand today confident and firm William will be back very much like arnie though now We will all check before we make a sarnie??? Hashtag poems for William wishing you the best Rob customer care. Funeral update well what can I say it’s been an emotional day But the funeral went without a hitch tesco Rob we read out your poem and there wasn’t a dry eye amongst us Keeping on with the poem theme here’s another which I think sums up today quite nicely hashtag RIP William Hashtag Justice for William Hashtag poems for William as we gather here today for William the worm It’s time to reflect on the lessons We can learn now this poor worms life was cut far too short after he was crushed to death in a cucumber. I bought Tesco, please don’t let this happen again Don’t let Williams life be lost in vain But let’s not focus on who’s to blame tesco have apologized admitting their shame as we resume Williams body into the mud Please don’t shed a tear instead think of the good for Williams Death has brought us all here Sharing jokes and spreading cheer before his death William was completely unknown spending his days in the mud of his own But now his name has traveled wide and far William the worm the viral superstar Add me on battle net ZeDerp#1318 No. ~Horkeu#0455 Please ;_; Sub 2 cowbelly now. I would suggest subscribing, He makes good videos you know… Why are you still here? Go to the next video already

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8 Responses

  1. Cowbelly says:

    hello, subscriber?

    yes?

    understandable, have a wonderful day

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  2. Lovely Rose Gacha says:

    William the worm, the viral superstar!

  3. Alone in the Dark says:

    RIP William

  4. FireAnt says:

    William was like Harry, killed by terrible mistakes

  5. Mrs Jam says:

    aM nO a GrAsS

  6. Bshhys Yshushushus says:

    RIP William the Worm 😭😭😭🐛🐛

  7. Trees are The best says:

    I love how half of them are british shops 😂😂

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